The last blog post was a joke. An actual, literal, haha-laugh-out-loud-funny fucking joke.
I started this blog thinking I’d travel the world, take so many drugs my hallucinations will be hallucinating and maybe actually not be so fucking socially inept all of the time. People would come here, read it and weep whilst being overcome in upmost envy because my life is amazing. But then it hit me, I’m boring as fuck, and poor as fuck. I’m too much of a good little girl to do anything worth writing about, and anything I have done I’m too much of a good girl to actually write about. Then, of course, the interesting things I could do without being a hoe are too costly for my -£1000 bank account.
I started this blog thinking I’d travel the world, take so many drugs my hallucinations will be hallucinating and maybe actually not be so fucking socially inept all of the time. People would come here, read it and weep whilst being overcome in upmost envy because my life is amazing. But then it hit me, I’m boring as fuck, and poor as fuck. I’m too much of a good little girl to do anything worth writing about, and anything I have done I’m too much of a good girl to actually write about. Then, of course, the interesting things I could do without being a hoe are too costly for my -£1000 bank account.
SOS
I went to order pizza about an hour ago and just stared at my phone for 10 minutes.
“Ah but I’ll feel bad for eating shit tomorrow.” So I didn’t order the pizza.
I went to the pub after work, it was shut meaning everyone went back to someones house.
“Ah but if I leave now I’ll make my last tube.” So I got the last train.
I’ve said no to all of the silly little things for too long now which consequently has made me a personality-less mother fucker. I feel like a 14 year old emo kid discovering Tumblr for the first time; reblog depressed quote; reblog Dr Who meme; reblog life! Reblog reblog reblog.
SOS
Who knew denying yourself a good ol’ pepperoni pizza could lead to such a ludicrous and irrational train of thought? Choo Choo.. next stop insanity!
I do love my own company, but not when it’s my only company.
SOS
Save our souls
Save my soul.
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